Points of Lite

There once was a man from Nantucket
who was told if he ran he could f*** it;
but a critical mass
gave a kick in the a**
to the Democrats' seat from Nantucket.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Crayons have colors
Like states used to.

There once was a man from Nantucket
who was told if he ran he could f*** it;
but the party of nope
was democracy's hope
and now "He's the Man" from Nantucket.