Who Knew? Dick Cheney Inspires Poetry

The Muses still live! A certain Jim Treacher has created the Cheneyku, Haiku in the persona of Dick Cheney. Sound unpromising? These were my favorites:

Look out, terrorists!

Obama's secret weapon:

Approval ratings

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When you attacked me

I disclosed my position

All up in your face

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Kudos to the bard!