Top Ten Titles for Friendly Leader's Infomercial

After welcoming himself into our homes last night to tell Americans who we are, celebrity self-endorser Barack Hussein Obama seems well positioned to add more statuary to the Grammy he won for reading the audiobook of Dreams from My Father. (And every word he read was his own!) Will that be an Oscar gracing the Green Room mantelpiece? An Emmy? Golden Globe? Whatever. But Obama's cinematic masterpiece will need a title before Barbra can announce "the winner is". Hmmmm....The Postliberal has a few suggestions.

1. "The Night the Earth Stood Still"
2. "A Convenient Lie"
3. "Dependence Day"
4. "No Sudden Moves"
5. "A Joe Named Barack"
6. "Barack Obama's Day Off"
7. "Invasion of the Money Snatchers"
8. "The Plot Against Amerika"
9. "Ocean's 14: The White House"
10. "Triumph of the Nil"

Readers of The Postliberal are invited to submit their own suggestions, before the high wears off.