Hu-Ku II: More Gems of O Wisdom

Obama-Cheney:

Thrilla-in-Manila II?

Patterson-Liston.

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"Ghostwriter needed

by blowsy liberal pundit"

Someone's cry for help

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Barry's pompous lines

put Hardball's leg a-quiver?

My thought: What a jerk!

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Our cherished ideals:

the press's sacred duty

to propagate memes.

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Why "social justice"?

Unequal audience share

elevating souls.

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The Postliberal

powered by catullus

Hu-Ku: Poems of the O Dynasty

Our cosmos in the Reign of O, reflected in original 5-7-5's from the sharpened reed pen of The Postliberal.

What's waterboarding?

Compulsory exposure

to Barney Frank's mouth.

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Make friends in Europe:

confess American crimes

defeating Nazis.

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Rule of law, says He;

but Supreme Court Justices

should listen to NOW.

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Making history:

first minority POTUS

up from ACORN roots.

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Our cherished values:

every liberal's sacred right

to ridicule spine.

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Now liberals oppose

flag desecration: they want

to wave the white one.

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Ciao, Literati! The Postliberal

Who Knew? Dick Cheney Inspires Poetry

The Muses still live! A certain Jim Treacher has created the Cheneyku, Haiku in the persona of Dick Cheney. Sound unpromising? These were my favorites:

Look out, terrorists!

Obama's secret weapon:

Approval ratings

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When you attacked me

I disclosed my position

All up in your face

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Kudos to the bard!

New Slogan for "Paper of Record"

All the Thoughts You're Fit to Think

Obama's Oscillationist Style

He was for releasing CIA interrogation photos before he was against it. He was against having military tribunals for Guantanamo detainees before he was for it. And he was against taxing employer-provided health-care benefits before he was open to it. Ready to try another position? Maybe this is why it's a called a Presidential Honeymoon.

Obama's team of communicators informs us almost daily that we're being led by a "pragmatist". Translation: he's so down-to-earth he's over our heads. But if the Ministry of Onomastics needs a pseudo-philosophical "ism" to dignify Obama's sketchy statesmanship, wouldn't oscillationism capture it better?

Major Federal Grant To Fund The Slogan Project

The NEA (National Endowment for Awareness) has announced its funded partners for the year, and The Slogan Project proudly heads the list of innovative initiatives supporting a global culture of compliance. See today's Global Community World for an article recognizing this outstanding achievement in excellence (Higher Education) by The Postliberal. Coming soon: a MacGenius Foundation-funded site installation, touring 1,000 specially selected campuses!

Today's Slogan Project slogan has been adopted as the Official Slogan of the NEA and The Slogan Project:

Canned Thoughts  for a Canned America

Slogan Awareness Bulletin Tuesday

Dear Member of the Awareness Community:

Celebrate today's Awareness by sharing today's Awareness Community Slogan with other members of the Awareness Community today!

Your Awareness Slogan for Tuesday May 12 is:

United
For
Obama!

Stay in Step: Supporting Slogan Awareness

In recognition of the contribution of slogans to our community wellness, The Postliberal will devote ten minutes of creativity a day to working for slogans that bring people together for sustainable outcomes.

Global Community Slogan for May 10, 2009:

Celebrate Female Parents on Female Parents' Pride Day